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Dec 4, 20223 min read

It's Prime Time in Boulder and Colorado football is back

How did we get here? Is this real life? Is Kordell Stewart in charge of the simulation we're all unknowingly living in?! It's real,...

Sep 30, 20223 min read

The drought is over. We did it. The Mariners fucking did it.

Hey, Baltimore. Not even a little help on this one, huh? Remember when we gave y'all future franchise CF Adam Jones and a handful of...

Sep 4, 20223 min read

I was wrong on Manti Te'o, and you need to watch his documentary

I've never been happier to eat crow in my life, Manti Te'o is the fucking man. I remember when Te'o went to play at Notre Dame (ND), I...